This is hands down the best parody twitter ever
for the girls who aren’t girls but are instead storms with skin.
you never know when the desire to draw Luna Lovegood is gonna hit you… but it’s useless to fight it.
The Lunar Chronicles - Cyborgs
"The cyborg draft had been started by some royal research team a year ago. […] It was made out to be some sort of honor, giving your life for the good of humanity, but it was really just a reminder that cyborgs were not like everyone else. Many of them had been given a second chance at life by the generous hand of scientists and therefore owed their very existence to those who had created them.”
-Marissa Meyer, Cinder
Come on, do you really think a pipsqueak, a pretty girl, and a dashing man like me would be up to no good?”
MYTHOLOGY MEME / (2/2) Mythological Objects
According to Greek mythology, Ariadne was willing to help Theseus find his way out of the Labyrinth. In exchange Theseus promised to marry her and take her back to Athens. Ariadne gave him a BALL OF THREAD and told him to secure one end at the entrance to the Labyrinth. He could then unravel the ball as he made his way. By following the thread Theseus would be able to find the way back to the entrance.
Theseus slowly made his way through the Labyrinth, unravelling the ball as he went. He encountered the Minotaur, and after a struggle slew the beast. Together with the others he followed the thread back to the entrance and out of the Labyrinth.